One day , a woodcutter's axe fell into the river. When he cried out loud, the lord appeared, and retrieved a golden axe and then a silver axe. The woodcutter said they were both not his. The lord then retriveved an iron axe. "is this your axe?" the lord asked. The woodcutter said: "Yes". The lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep. One day, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the lord appears again and got jennifer lopez from the water. "Is this your wife?" the lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The lord said : " This is untruth!!" The woodcutter replied : "Oh forgive me. If i said 'no' to jennifer lopaz, you will come up with Catherine Zeta-jones. If i also say "no" to her, you will come up with my wife. I will say "yes" and then all 3 will be given to me. I am poor and i'll not be able to take care of 3 wives."
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies, it is for an honourable and useful reason. =)