Scene 1: Jack: Oi chio eh? Me teach you an zua fly,want or not? Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh. Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you. Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack hug rose.
Rose: Like thet huh? Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah lau eh, why so smelly one? Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah! Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
Scene 2:One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang wason the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade hernot to jump. Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name? Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me Rose. Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen(China City). Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump. Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what? Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump? Jack: Wah lau, don't lah aiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours. After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ahyou? Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh?? Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah.. Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao. Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading... Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah? Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so muchtime. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her into the watery graveyard.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAhbeh wasste my time.Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship... Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name? Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends one.