Today went school for only 2lame hours. Go class, teacher was nagging and nagging, scolding almost everyone. But who cares ! ? Everyone jus nod heads and in one EAR, out other.
HAAA. went to watch emily rose with ah dine. nice show! real story! =D 3.5stars bahhh. Longest yard and jus like heaven still standing tall at 4.5stars. = DDDD
Tmr got quiz and here i am blogging and wasting time. Guess i wun be studying tonight bahh, tmr try to wake up early and brush up somethings. Maybe tmr go school and copy friends de bah. heh. kk, i'm boring you now! hao bah, read these jokes and fuck off my blog tyvm =D
A man who has six children is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of this that he started calling his wife: "Mother of six" in spite of her objections. One night, they are at a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts to her at the top of his voice: " Shall we go home now, Mother of SIX?"
His wife , finally fed up with her husband shouts back:" Anytime you're ready, Father of FOUR!"
A POLICE officer in a small town stops a speeding motorist.
" But officer..." the man begins, " i can explain..." "QUIET !" snaps the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the cheif gets back." "But officer... i jus wanted to say......" "And i said be quiet ! You're going to jail."
A few hours later, the officer looks in on his prisoner and says: "Lucky for you, the chief is at his daughter's wedding, so he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."