Thursday, December 29, 2005Hmmm, did nothing but studying and gaming only! did not walk out / sneak out / run out of the doorstep at all. (proud of it =)
except my ugly face, the rest of my hair are kinda beautiful.. don't you think so? grrrr...
well then i went into the saloon and all i wanted was a trim and a wash... I was told the price would be $24. Well, i agreed cos i was kinda rich that point of time. So anything would be fine lar. ha.
Maybe the pretty young sexy hair dresser see me kinda handsome so she trim and trim , trim and trim like for the past 45mins till she finally asked me to stand up for a wash. Of cos i listen to every pretty gal's instruction. And finally after the wash, she took the towel and keep rubbing my head like some ball she's playing with. And finally took the blower to dry it off. And after she took the towel off my head i looked into the mirror and shout : " WTF ! where's my beautiful thick long hair? I asked for a trim not 7/8 shave you bitch !"
darn, i stayed home for the next 3 days with a gloomy face refusing all dates including a date with alba jessica.
Talking about bitches ..
At times i would be real pissed off at certain girls when they pms at me. Knowing that i did nothing wrong , i jus kept quiet and let them vent all off at me. Rather then mouth-ing back and start an arguement or something. heh.
darn , poor males..
You know that sometimes i really wonder, is female really the weaker sex ? Or just some old folk story said by grandmamas ?
Sometimes when a pretty gal walk near you and gave u a smile that all gays would turn straight and suddenly your eyes twinker, you wet your lips and hold down pants with your fist , and after she walked passed you tried to smack yourself knowing you're attached ! You whispered :" darn.. wad the hell am i thinking ... "
Ehhh, guys STOP LOOKING LARRR ! nerds..
So did the gal in the picture won the battle ? Are female the weaker sex ? hmmm. not really a strong point... Ok, how 'bout bikers ? You heard all BIG bad bikers are male .. and they are really fierce on their machine, vrooming around town .. along roads and zoooming everywhere which makes all gals go "ga-ga" and all pussy guys scared to even look at them.
Lets compare 2 bikers with the below 2 pcitures, who'll win ? GUESS... heh.
boobbad biker !
small bad biker ?
OK i notice you're not convinced that females are the weaker sex , right?
started to say that i'm a little SEX-IST and scolding me i guess... anyway , WHO CARES ! !
Does this make you bite yourself ?
males doing female jobs ? ! ? ! ?
female are slowly and surely taking over the world, which was supposely to be ruled by MEN and MEN alone. Maybe behind every succesful MAN there's a woman.. but that's not the point. The point is women wants the weaker sex which is male to cook, feed babies etc etc ! That day i was hanging around with my friends at a bbq, i invited Superman ... cos he say he was really really very free.. Cos crime fighting is not his job anymore.. they are taken over by wonder woman , cat woman , rose woman , wadever woman ! Look how sad superman is... darn. i wish i could cheer him up.. =/
hmmm, even kids know that gals are the stronger sex and when they are good they are real good, but when they are bad.. they are real bad...!!!
i got proof !
gals are evil ? evidence k ! muahahhaa.
'HELP ME' wedding...
heh. Anyway , not all female are the stronger sex hor ! shall let you read more on the next blog..
lets jus say, men and women co-exist to survive , without women there'll be no men and vice-versa!
! - Don't the music drown you out ?